Blog · first time · 8 min

Nobody describes the actual day.

They describe the decision, and they describe the finished piece. The four hours in between get skipped, and that is the part people are nervous about. So: hour by hour, honestly, including the bit that is worse than the needle.

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The night before

Do not drink. Sleep. Eat a real breakfast. That is the entire preparation and the first item is the one that matters: alcohol thins the blood, which means more bleeding, more ink pushed back out, and a piece that heals lighter.

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No alcohol

The stencil

Twenty minutes, and the most important twenty minutes of the day. The design goes on in purple transfer, at actual size, in the actual place. You look at it in a mirror. You are allowed to hate it. Say so now, not at hour three.

20 min

Say something

The first line

Sharper than you expected and less bad than you feared. Almost everybody says a version of “oh, that’s it?” in the first minute. Outlining is the sharpest part of the day and it is also the shortest.

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Sharpest

Hour one

Adrenaline. Genuinely comfortable for most people. This is when first-timers decide they will get a much bigger piece next time, and they are not wrong, but they are also an hour in.

60 min

Easy

Hour two to three

The adrenaline runs out and it becomes a dull, hot, grinding sort of tired. Not sharper. Just relentless. This is the hour people actually mean when they say a tattoo hurt.

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Hardest

The break

Ten minutes, sugar, standing up. Refuse it and the last hour is worse. Everybody refuses it once.

10 min

Take it

The last hour

Shading and colour, which most people find easier than lining, and by then you have stopped negotiating with it. Then the wrap, the kit, and the strange floaty walk to the car.

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Easier

The honest bit Outline
sharp, short

Hour two
dull, long

Ribs, sternum,
elbow ditch,
back of the knee
are harder

Forearm, thigh,
outer arm
are not

What it actually feels like

The comparison everybody reaches for is a cat scratch, and it is closer to a hot cat scratch that does not stop. But the useful thing to know is not the sensation, it is the shape of it over time: sharp and manageable at the start, dull and tiring in the middle, and then oddly fine at the end.

Placement changes the intensity far more than technique does. Ribs, sternum, the ditch of the elbow, the back of the knee, the feet and anywhere directly over bone with no padding are meaningfully harder. Outer arm, forearm, thigh and calf are meaningfully easier, and a first tattoo on one of those is not cowardice, it is sequencing.

The thing that is worse than the needle

Sitting still. Three hours of holding one arm in one position while somebody works on it is a physical task in its own right, and it is the part nobody warns you about. Your neck will hurt. Your supporting shoulder will hurt more than the tattoo.

Which is what the break is for, and why we schedule the booth for the whole day even on a three-hour piece. There is no clock in the room and nobody is waiting for the chair.

Bring

Headphones and something you have already seen or read. Concentration is not available at hour two. A charger. Food with sugar in it. One person, or nobody, both of which are fine.

What you will get wrong afterwards

You will think it is ruined at week two. A layer of new skin sits over it and everything goes flat and cloudy. Every single first-timer texts us about this. It clears at about week four and the aftercare page says so in more detail.

You will use too much ointment. Thin. Thinner than that.

You will pick it at day six, when the itching starts, unless somebody has told you not to. Now somebody has.

And the one people get right

Almost nobody regrets going smaller than they wanted for a first piece, and a fair number regret going bigger. Not because of the design: because four hours is a long time to discover you do not enjoy this, and there is no version of that day that ends well.

Two hours, somewhere easy, drawn properly. Then you know, and the second one can be whatever you like.

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Asked often.

Does getting a tattoo hurt?

Sharp during outlining, which is the shortest part, then a dull grinding tiredness in hours two and three, which is the part people actually mean. Placement changes it far more than technique: ribs and sternum are hard, forearm and thigh are not.

How should I prepare for my first tattoo?

No alcohol the night before, a real meal beforehand, and sleep. That is genuinely all of it, and the alcohol one matters most: thinned blood means more bleeding and a piece that heals lighter.

How big should a first tattoo be?

Two hours somewhere forgiving. Almost nobody regrets going smaller for a first piece and a fair number regret going bigger, because four hours is a long time to find out you do not enjoy it.

Why does my new tattoo look faded after two weeks?

A layer of new skin sits over it and makes it flat and cloudy. It clears by about week four. Every first-timer thinks their tattoo is ruined at this stage.

Start small.

Two hours, somewhere forgiving, drawn properly. Then you know what your skin does and the next one can be anything.

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