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Four things we will not do.

All four are said at the consult rather than discovered on the day, and all four have a reason that is more useful than the rule. You can argue with any of them and you will get the reasoning rather than a shrug.

North / Black / Studio policy
01
Over 18, with ID

Every time, including on somebody who has been here before. Washington sets eighteen and we would hold the line anyway; a first tattoo is a decision that benefits enormously from another two years.

No exceptions
02
No hands, faces or necks on a first tattoo

Not a moral position. Visible placement changes daily life in ways that are genuinely hard to judge before you have lived with any tattoo at all, and the people who regret one are almost always the people who started there.

First only
03
No languages we do not read

Nobody here reads Japanese, Chinese, Arabic, Sanskrit or Hebrew. We are not able to check a translation, a font, or a character order, and the internet is full of people wearing the wrong word permanently. Bring a translation from somebody who actually reads it and we will discuss it.

Bring proof
04
No copying another artist

Bring it as a reference, not a request. What you responded to in somebody else’s tattoo is nearly always available in a drawing made for your body, and it is frequently not the element you thought.

Reference only
05
No work on anyone who has been drinking

No exceptions, regardless of how far you travelled or how long you waited. Alcohol thins the blood, the piece heals lighter, and consent given intoxicated is not consent.

Ever
Also One person
with you,
at most

Four-hour
blocks

No music after 7

Tab is a dog
and he is
allowed on
the sofa

Tue — Sat
noon to 9

The copying one, at length

This is the decline people push back on hardest and it is worth explaining properly, because it sounds precious.

A tattoo you saw and loved was drawn for a specific body at a specific size in a specific place, by somebody who made a hundred decisions you cannot see in a photograph. Copying it means reproducing those decisions on anatomy they were not made for, and the result is usually a slightly worse version of the original in a slightly wrong place.

What happens instead: you bring it, we work out what you actually responded to, and that gets drawn for you. In a decade of doing it that way, roughly nobody has come back wishing they had got the copy, and several people have said the thing they liked turned out to be something they had not consciously noticed.

The entourage

One person, and only if you want one. A booth with an audience is a booth where the artist is managing a room instead of working, and a four-hour session is long enough without a conversation happening over it.

Nobody minds if you come alone. Most people do.

No music after seven

Odd rule, real reason. The building is a converted print shop with concrete floors and no ceiling treatment, the neighbours upstairs are residential, and after seven the sound carries. So evenings are quiet, and it turns out to be the best part of the day to be tattooed.

Asked often.

Do you tattoo under-18s with parental consent?

No, with or without. Washington sets eighteen and we would hold the line regardless; a first tattoo benefits enormously from another two years.

Why will you not tattoo hands, faces or necks on a first tattoo?

Because visible placement changes daily life in ways that are hard to judge before you have lived with any tattoo at all, and the people who regret one are almost always the people who started there.

Can you tattoo a word in Japanese or Arabic?

Not unless you bring a translation from somebody who actually reads it. Nobody here does, so we cannot verify meaning, font or character order, and permanent mistakes in that category are extremely common.

Can you copy a tattoo I found online?

No, but bring it. It was drawn for a specific body at a specific size, and reproducing it on different anatomy usually produces a worse version. What you responded to in it is nearly always available in a drawing made for you.

Can I bring friends to my appointment?

One person, if you want one. A booth with an audience is a booth where the artist is managing a room instead of working, and four hours is long enough already.

Argue with any of them.

You will get the reasoning rather than a shrug, and on four of the five the reasoning is the useful part.

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